If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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