You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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