so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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