I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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