Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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