i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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