After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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