You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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