Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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