guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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