apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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