ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
dude. I can hear the air.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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