The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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