break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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