Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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