But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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