i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize