i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
