My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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