im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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