I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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