The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You can't motorboat a personality
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
