I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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