can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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