Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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