You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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