I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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