Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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