i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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