Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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