Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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