You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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