your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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