Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We won't sleep together?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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