I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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