thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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