It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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