Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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