i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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