idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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