your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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