I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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