They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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