He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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