Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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