Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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