omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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