we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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