Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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