Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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