they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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