My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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