no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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